'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? Wet Ass Plushy. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Colgate uses false authority because the Doctors are normally not fully qualified to be Doctors. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. Lol r55 actually its called a bubble massage or some shit like that. I think I'm in the majority when I say that the only reason a brand/product gets my money is quality. I'm on the East Coast. Colgate Oral Care Center. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites Oh Girl.. Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. Turned so bitter and mean. R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Can barely understand a word he says. This One a Day commercial. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. The super-annoying Infiniti XQ-60 spot with kids mangling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. Yowza! No, there isnt. The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Hello. His 'business bag' was on his back. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! Like he knows what lasagna is. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. I cant hit the mute button fast enough. The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. Arm and Hammer Dental Care Advance Cleaning Mint Toothpaste w/Baking Soda. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Luke Wilson stars in the new Colgate commercial that aired during the 2019 Super Bowl! Definitely, R14!! The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. And a Western Omelette! "We're going to Nana's!" Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice? It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! One of the last shots is of her at graduation. They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. And what's with the kid who, while skipping around town, kicks the older woman's newspaper out of her hand? Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? Come and join our team. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. How long do people live with cerebral palsy? There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. ", "Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking. Its so annoying. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. No words to describe it. Some of the best toothpastes for older adults include the Sensodyne Pronamel Daily Protection Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth and Sensodyne Rapid Relief Sensitive Toothpaste. jokes. That singers voice sounds like its on helium. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. He must have zero T-cells left. I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. [quote] I thought that guy was J. Is it supposed to be funny? Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. Sure, right, yeah. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. Thats so flyover. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. Who on earth thought her voice would entice listeners? While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? Where those two 4 years black kids one saying to another "your a fighter, don't never be a quitter " or something like that. In many cases, the cause isnt known. Awful. @Colgate. I actually felt sorry for her. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? All rights reserved. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. The muscle hunk in the Magic Spoon commercial, was he a contestant on Big Brother? Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. They are currently playing the version without the masks. )\rCleaner breath. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. Odd commercial. The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. From hated to likable. "Side effects, some fatal, have been reported. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. He confirms and they smile again at each other. R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Thank you. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. Most posters to this thread do not have a TV. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Cleaner taste. But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. She needs to drink more boost. R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. Please click here to register for free. The brand identified six Gen Z Americans who came up with Optimism in Action community projects, meant to spark hope and optimism in others. our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn You write what, cranky letters to the editor? In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Agree, r516. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. Love the Uber eats ads. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. Why, he's hardly working! "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. How much younger to they want these little skanks to get? With NEEDLES. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy! Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. So amazing. Kid is stalking me! The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. Bleh. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. apex packs calculator, Continued from the previous, now closed, thread a tee shirt that from. 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